Yall know I gotta post my people. Every occasion, every outfit.
If it happened, its on here. If it aint on here, it aint happen yet.
Water park day. Mason, Ohio. All of us. Look at this picture. LOOK at the lil one in the front with the mean mug. Thats the face of a child who was told no more slides until you eat something. He aint forgive me yet.
Yall know how these indoor water parks go. Its 78 degrees in there and 100 percent humidity and everybody walking around in a wristband like its a hospital. We had the pink ones. Pink wristbands, pink swimsuit, pink cover up, pink on the big girl, pink on the baby. I did not plan that. Okay I planned some of it.
He took the picture cause his arm longer than mine. Thats the only reason he in the front. Look at him. Look at me. Look at these babies. Big girl got her goggles ready before we even got out the elevator. The other one got the beads in her hair swinging every time she move and she know it.
Now. The chairs. Every single chair in that place got a towel on it and nobody in it. Yall see it in the picture. Rows of chairs, rows of towels, no people. Where is everybody? In the water. So why you save the chair? I sat in one anyway. Somebody came back and looked at me and I looked at them and they kept walking. Aht aht. Its a chair.
We stayed till they turned the lights down on the wave pool. Kids fell asleep in the car before we hit the highway. Him too almost.
Caillou. Big cuz. Its ya birthday and I got a lot to say so sit down. Me and this man been through it. Not in a cute way. In a real way. He the older one, so when we was little he got to be right about everything and I got to be mad about…
11:11 and this man SLEEP. Yall see the picture. Hair tied, no lashes, eyes shut, laying under a hotel ceiling in Gatlinburg making a wish like somebody at a sleepover and Jimmy next to me snoring on our anniversary. Been sleeping first since the day we met. Gone be sleeping first at the funeral too,…
My daughter won Student of the Month. Say it again for the people in the back. MY DAUGHTER. Student. Of. The. Month. Now read the certificate. Look close. Yall see what they gave it to her for? Respect. Respect. I need a minute. Cause yall know where she did not get that from. She did…
Sunday. Backyard. One blow up pool, two sisters, two matching pink ruffle swimsuits I bought on purpose, and Got That Feeling playing off my phone on the porch rail. That is the whole setup. That is all it took. When You Got That Feeling Wit Ya Sister Yall I did not tell them to dance.…
I had a whole day planned. Yall need to understand that. Food, music, catching up with people I aint seen since the last time somebody had a reason to rent a hall. I had an outfit. I had a plate in mind. Then my auntie walked in with this baby and the day was over.…
September 14. Mama Arlene day. Every year I come sit with her and every year I got something to tell her, so here go this year’s. Went out there in the blue. Locs down, no makeup, cause she would have said girl why you dressed up for me. Put my hands on the stone and…
Happy heavenly birthday Aunt Nita. We love you and we miss you so much. This is the picture. Yall know which one. Her in the stands, both arms up, water bottle in the air like it was a drink, eyes closed cause the song hit and she did not care who was watching. She never…
Bookie. Its Ya Birthday. My son said his own name today. Full name, loud, in the kitchen, for no reason. Just testing it out. And I had to turn around and face the stove for a minute cause it wasnt him I heard. Thats the thing nobody tell you about naming a baby after somebody…
Who said you gotta get in the water at a water park? Show me where it say that. Ill wait. Hurricane Bay. Kentucky Kingdom. Ninety something degrees. The rest of the gang somewhere in that wave pool screaming and I could not tell you which screams is ours. And the three of us? Chairs. Sun.…
Fourteen seconds. Thats all you get today. Yall been spoiled with these long posts, so here go a quick one. Sun coming through the windshield, ruffles still on from the birthday, wheel cover doing what it do, and the song came on that I aint skipping. Ever. You know the one. If you dont know…
Hey. It’s Eboni. Black Eb if you found me on the apps. Same person, same mouth.
I post every day. Not most days. Every day. Some days its a whole story, some days its a picture of me in the car in a beanie and a puffer coat with the heat on high like this one, and yall still show up for it. I dont know why. I aint questioning it.
What this site is?
The videos is the short version. This is the long one.
The stuff that dont fit in a caption go here. My people, my babies, my outfits, my birthdays, my nights out, my mornings that went sideways before 7 am. And the receipts. Yall knew that was coming. If somebody got blocked, there is a reason, and the reason is usually on here somewhere.
Everything on this site is me typing how I talk. No team. No brand voice. If it sound like me thats because it is me.
How to get in touch?
Comment. DM. Tag me. I see it. I might not answer the same day cause I got a life and a lot of kids, but I see it.
